Cornershop - “Who Fingered Rock n Roll”

Cornershop’s new single poetically poses an honest question. and a good one it is, who the fuck did finger rock and roll? somebody had to do it.. was it this guy?? WELL to be honest there were many, but that cat definitely got maximum finger bang. either way, Cornershop’s sixth studio effort Judy Sucks A Lemon For Breakfast dropped this week. the single is a sitar flavored straightforward and soulful rocker - which makes its point at the very least..

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Cornershop - “Brimful of Asha”

Cornershop - “Candyman”

more as promised: off 1997’s When I Was Born for the 7th Time, “Brimful of Asha” became an international hit with a commercial friendly remix done by Norman Cook. here’s the lesser heard original version with all 5 plus minutes of jangly minimal pop goodness. the track was written as a tribute to the prolific Indian playback singer Asha Bhosle and the Indian music industry. “Candyman” gives some serious Band of Gypsies vibes but with an electro twist. the track regained some love in ‘08 for being in a Nike commercial featuring King James. man with Shaq attack in c-town there’s no way the Cavs can lose… AGAIN. Cleveland is way due for a title you know?!

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CLEVELAND WHERE YOU AT????? IT’S A SHAQ ATTAQ!

during the years of my youth, it came to light that if i watch my hometown team play any important sports game, odds of them losing will increase exponentially. studies were done and those close to me will confirm this as fact. i decided to leave cleveland… never to return

i was enjoying some fine indian cuisine in Little India Los Angeles yesterday, distancing myself from any sports entertainment, when the restaurants tv turned itself to the cleveland cavs vs. orlando magic playoff game. i could not get away.. my garlic naan, lentil soup and chum chum were already on their way. i finished as fast as i could, able to leave by the end of the first half of the game but the damage had been done.

cleveland will not go on to the finals, nor will they get the chance to lose another championship, nor will LeBron James probably ever play with them again (hova bitches). so to Cleveland, i apologize for destroying another crowning moment. Eric Plunk.. you have met your match.

so, if you are ever in cleveland and are winning something important (it could be possible), and some derranged intuition makes you want to lose. please hit up eric or myself and we will be happy to assist..