Image
]
October 9, 2009

NASA Bombs the Moon, Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize, Alex Jones Cries..

newscronkite_with_capsules

7:31 am this morning NASA’s LCROSS bomb struck the moon in an attempt to uncover ice under its surface. matt lauer (see below) was clearly unimpressed by the lack of “hollywood” awe which the event produced. fuck you matt lauer.. in other news, president b-rock was chosen to recieve the nobel peace prize, of which he stated he’s not worthy to recieve but will anyway. HMMM?! right now somewhere in austin, texas alex jones is totally BAWWWWING the fuck out! we love you, alex! call us!

classic. this CNN bird looks at BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY like he’s straight high when he says the bombing wasn’t alot of tax payer $$$. IT’S A TRAP!

Reviewed by